Checkout lady: That's all you got? A single watermelon?
Mr. Squire: Yup. Getting it for my wife.
Checkout lady: You just came for that thing? In the rain?
Mr. Squire: Yup - and there were only three left!
Checkout lady: Is she pregnant?
Mr. Squire: Actually...she is!
Checkout lady: Yeah, good thing you got it...or she'd be hopping mad!
Mr. Squire: Actually...it's a surprise...
So apparently pregnant women have cravings for watermelon?? I have those cravings before I got pregnant!
My hobey is the best -- surprising his wife with watermelon...trekking in the rain, and lugging it home half of a mile and up five flights of stairs (on foot!). :)
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